Monday, March 1, 2010

Goat Boner 2



This season has been an unprecedented one for progress and discovery in the genre of films about unconventional love. Obviously the spark for this swath of ingenuity was the ground breaking The Blind Side. God bless that movie. Sandra Bullock set out to make a movie but ended up capturing the soul of Mother Theresa when she died her hair blond and adopted a big ol' black dude. Since that moment Hollywood has opened the flood gates and the world has been joyously douched in movies dealing with the complicated nature of being in love while not being a white man and woman.
Irregardless of your opinion of wierdo love, we can all agree that goats are ripe for parody. In this spirit Touchstones Pictures brings us Goat Boner 2. Its the story of a one night stand with a man and a goat that turns into a culture clashing relationship. When Vince Vaughn, playing Ben Gobbler, mistakenly hits on a goat at a barn raising things get steamy before you can say 'bahhhh'. Unlike other movies you may have seen about men loving or staring at goats, this movie doesn't stop when the nut is busted. Not at all!
You will laugh and cry and whatever when you see a man and his goat decide to go steady. Needless to say the 'rents ain't pleased and neither is the farmer!


*This movie is rated GB for excessively long shots of Goat Boner. Only bring your children if you think they are ready*

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