It's gonna be a hot summer; The Goat Boner series is back with a big boner for the box office. All of Hollywood is abuzz for the new Goat Boner installment. The star power has been amped up and the budget is bulging! Sony Boner Entertainment spent a whopping $138 Mil on this 3D masterpeice and is projected to recoup by the end of opening weekend. Its not all about the money though. This film is a melange of heart, tail and of course Goat Boner.
The film picks up almost immediately where we left off in GB2, with the goat in marital bliss with Ben Gobbler, played by Vince Vaughn. The movie plods along with some pretty touching goat on man relationship scenes (including a really sanguine 3D shot of a Goat Boner). Things get interesting when the goat goes out partying and runs into a America's favorite salt and pepper sexbot Alec Baldwin. Baldwin dryly plays Danny Pucker, an English business man only in town for one night. The two lock eyes while stopping behind a dumpster for a late night snack, but it doesn't stop there. When Danny's goat (voiced by Steve Martin) starts calling from their flat in London things really start to boil over. Oh the hijinks!
The Goat Boner series definitely gets turned up a notch in this one. After a long winter of non-Goat Boner films America is ready to laugh, cry and feel disgusted with itself again. So get patriotic and see a movie called Goat Boner 3. You may even learn something about the real America as the goat struggles to honor the timeless institution of man-goat marriage. But Alec Baldwin wan't in the pre-nup and the goat has a boner for that loophole!
----Prolonged exposure to three dimensional Goat Boner will induce vomiting---
I love the Goat Boner trilogy. It's got heart, tons of laughs, and, of course, boners. In this last one I really got a sense of the goat's range--although I've been a goat fan since Boner's Choice, back in the 70s, and even loved The Boner Wears Prada, there was just something about this performance that blew me....away. I can't wait to get the DVD so I can crack into the special boners--I mean, features!
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